Every girl wants to drive her man wild in the bedroom. Two-hand twist his shaft — and his reality. The next time you go down on your guy, twist your hands in opposite directions along his member.
Not knowing his own name will make his life very difficult. Remove his ability to reason with mid-coital Kegels.
Spice up any P-in-V encounter with a tight squeeze! Imprison him in his own mind with a humming blowjob.
Humans have evolved to fear buzzing sounds, as they can indicate an earthquake, a cloud of insects, or an orgasm so intense it shatters your mind into a million pieces.
Hum louder and louder.
You know, locked in? You get it!
Guys hold a lot of tension in their large muscle groups. Do they still call it that?
Insanity is hot! Carefully insert a finger inside him until you feel a little walnut-shaped knot, and stroke it back and forth until half his face permanently collapses into an emotionless shell.
Kerry is Kerry! Who are you?
Snap his sanity with butterfly kisses on his lower abdomen. The deluded ramblings he emits after you perform this delicate move will have you gently nodding, forcing a smile while softly weeping, and craazy for the phone to call the nearest sanitarium. Put his cognitive abilities on ice.